Tito and Amanda
Watts were arrested for selling “golden
tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people. The couple, who sold the tickets on
the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid
gold and each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven. He told them to simply present the ticket at
the pearly gates and they will be allowed into heaven.
When they were
areested, the Hacksonville police spokes person said the couple did not do
anything illegal selling tickets to heaven, But that the Watts misrepresented their
product. ‘’The tickets were just wood spray painted gold with ‘Ticket To Heaven
– Admit One’ written in marker. You can’t sell something as gold when it’s not.
That’s where the Watts crossed the line into doing something illegal.”
Tito Watts said in
his police statement:
I don’t care what
the police say. The tickets are solid gold… it ain’t cut up two by fours I
spray painted gold. And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and
said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an
alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife
on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of crack cocaine. You
can smoke all the crack cocaine there you want… totally free. So, try to send
an innocent man to jail and see what happens. You should arrest Jesus because
he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m willing
to wear a wire and set Jesus up… (My Jesus don suffer sha! Mtcheeew!)
Amanda Watts said
in her police statement:
We just wanted to
leave earth and go to space and smoke rock cocaine. I didn’t do nothing. Tito
sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just watched.
Police said
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